Good [Timezone], everyone!
Insert dramatic entrance here

You already know who it is-your favourite weekly update gremlin, here to bring you the highlights, the stats and the slightly-too-honest commentary from teh server's logs.

Don't tell the other staff I'm your favourite, I can keep your secret, don't worry.

Let's dive in.

Weekly Changes

Monday, 5th may

- @WolfQueen1896 unleased a special message to a secret Lore discord. It's real. It's mysterious. It's where the whispers live.

- @MatorkBoela said "capitalism time!" and opened up a brand new shop. 

Tuesday, 6th May

- @Cirawynn worked on a lore build. What was it? Who knows. Probably pretty. Possibly dangerous.

- @slushelhusky posted these updates! Yes, it was a day late. Yes, last week's top chatters got their role a day early. No, we don't talk about it. Deep breaths. Let it go.

Wednesday, 7th May

- [Static. Tumbleweed rolls by]

- NOthing happened. Or did it?

Thursday, 8th May

- @Cirawynn went on an origin-hopping spree.

Friday, 9th May

- A new texture was added to the pack for lore reasons. We can't tell you what it is, but trust us-it's cool. And probably cursed.

Saturday, 10th May & Sunday, 11th May

- Our little server slept. Or plotted. Or both. Either way, it was quiet. Too quiet...

Other

Tickets

This week saw 22 tickets opened, two more than last week.

Of those, 11 were origin changes (of course they were), and 8 remain open. May the odds be ever in the queue's favour.

Discord Stats

Messages: 17,047 (down by 671)

VC Hours: 135.30 (down by 10.45)

We blame the weather. Or exams. Or mercury in retrograde.

Top Text Channels

1. RP-locations - 8,496 messages
2. General - 3,986 messages
3. media - 821 messages.

Top Chatters:

- @ceno9 - 3,528 messages.
- @blueflame - 2,135 messages.
- @WolfQueen1896 - 1,961 messages.
Since Wolfqueen is staff, let's peek a little deeper.
- @Flyvee - 1,567 messages
- @ProjectVoltage - 1,171 messages
- @ythegamer - 970 messages.
Y'all do be chattng. Please touch grass (or bring the grass with you)

VC Stats

Top VC Channels:

1. Juice bar (>18) - 60.77 hours
2. Minecraft VC - 59.37 hours
3. Sleepy time - 8.28 hours.

Top VC Users

- @ducyk - 47.53 hours
- @MatorkBoela - 28.23 hours
- @WolfQueen1896 - 17.97 hours

More staff? More data.

- @Lankaster - 12.33 hours
- @Flyvee - 7.28 hours
- @slushelhusky - 2.95 hours
- @kilakim - 2.87 hours
- @blueflame - 2.60 hours

Extra Nerdy Stats

- Avg. Messages/day: 2,130

- Unique Chatters: 77

- UNique channels used: 42

- Avg. VC Hours/day: 16.91

- Active VC Users: 23

- VC Channels Used: 7

We had 18 new members join and 20 leave-net loss of 2. RIP the balance.

Final Thought

"Stats are jsut numbers.. until you remember every single one of those messages was about something slightly unhinged."

- Someone, probably.

Now go forth and be chaotic, creative, and slightly sleep deprived, as always.

See you next week!